I am always fascinated by people that come into a restaurant and assume that because I want you to feel welcome, I want you to feel excused to take liberties you would never otherwise take in other environments.
Don't move the furniture. I'm serious. The amount of people that come into a restaurant and move around MY FURNITURE astounds me. This is my house. I spend more time here than you ever will, no matter how good of a regular you are. Hell I spend more time here than my own house, so for all intensive purposes, this is MY HOUSE. If you were to invite someone into your home, as a guest, and they walked into your living room and moved the couch over 3 feet and put the lamp over in the corner what would you do?
You would be pissed. So stop moving the furniture. I get it, you said you'd be a party of 4 but you forgot you posted on facebook that becky's last day was tonight so now you are really a party of 7. That does NOT mean you get to take that table right next to you and slide it over yourself. You didn't even bother to pick up the damn thing you just dragged it over, so you bounced a water glass off the table and it shattered into a million pieces so now I have to clean up after you AND be pissed you decided to move into my section.
Has anyone in their right mind ever walked into a lawyers office, a dentist office, the fucking Laundromat and decided to move around the furniture????
no. And i'll tell you why: because you don't have the right to. I live in this place, I know table 12 is precarious, it's set just the way it is because that one spot works for it, it has 2 sugar packets under one leg but it's stable and workable until some idiot that thinks they have a right to drags it over to table 13.
So now the thing wobbles like crazy and while you are trying to get someone to fix it I am shaking my head at your ignorance.
I don't come into your office to tell you how to re-decorate, try not to do the same at mine.
You would be pissed. So stop moving the furniture. I get it, you said you'd be a party of 4 but you forgot you posted on facebook that becky's last day was tonight so now you are really a party of 7. That does NOT mean you get to take that table right next to you and slide it over yourself. You didn't even bother to pick up the damn thing you just dragged it over, so you bounced a water glass off the table and it shattered into a million pieces so now I have to clean up after you AND be pissed you decided to move into my section.
Has anyone in their right mind ever walked into a lawyers office, a dentist office, the fucking Laundromat and decided to move around the furniture????
no. And i'll tell you why: because you don't have the right to. I live in this place, I know table 12 is precarious, it's set just the way it is because that one spot works for it, it has 2 sugar packets under one leg but it's stable and workable until some idiot that thinks they have a right to drags it over to table 13.
So now the thing wobbles like crazy and while you are trying to get someone to fix it I am shaking my head at your ignorance.
I don't come into your office to tell you how to re-decorate, try not to do the same at mine.
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